35 Things That Are Only Normal On Television But Not In Real Life, According To People In This Online Group
Movies and TV shows provide a perfect setting for escapism with their twisting plots, colorful characters, and captivating stories (also the abundance of on-screen hotties). But not all the situations are relatable, as well as certain depictions of daily things that are not quite close to reality. Whether it’s the continuity department not paying too much attention to certain details, or it happening by sheer accident and focus getting directed to more important plot points—spectators will point out numerous unrealistic details. But we all know it’s a quest to find a parking place right in front of your house, how practically impossible it is guessing other people’s passwords correctly in less than 3 goes, or that there’s no point in believing in the existence of fresh-out-of-college young and aspiring artists immediately landing a huge flat in a prime area of LA.
r/AskReddit—a place for asking and answering various questions—recently inquired about “What happens in movies or TV that seems to be normal and you think to yourself ’that is not what people in real life do?’” And below are the pretty spot-on answers that will make you look twice at some scenes of the movie or TV show you’re currently watching. Let us know which TV or movie scenes would illustrate the examples best in the comments.
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(Hands someone a burner phone.)
“Keep this on you day and night. It rings, you betta answer.”
“Okay. Do you have the charger?”
“This phone, did it come with a charger? It’s not USB. It has one of those cylindrical ports, like on an old Nokia.”
“Hey, you’re the one giving out phones. It’s charged now. How did you charge it?”
Women can be in the jungle for weeks, and they don’t have hair growing anywhere. Men immediately begin to grow a beard.
Whenever a simple miscommunication happens, no ever stops and clarifies with the other person. Like if one 10 sec conversation can derail an entire plot thread im not interested.
Young singles living in million dollar condos that overlook the city.
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When women run around in heels with perfect hair and makeup, and the dirt and sweat makes their hair and makeup look even better.
Looking at you, Jurassic World.
Having highly confidential conversations about 4 foot away from the people they are talking about, and not being overheard.
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In horror movies, everyone runs upstairs. If there was something chasing you wouldn’t head for the door to get outside? Also you’re creeped out in the house but you never turn on the light?
Preparing a huge five-star breakfast (pancakes, waffles, fruit, biscuits, oatmeal, omelette, etc.) that no one eats; I don’t even understand why that’s a thing in movies and TV shows.
Everyone has 1 paper bag for groceries. And it has a celery stalk and loaf of french bread sticking out the top.
Girl vomiting = pregnant
Someone hiccoughs = drunk
Someone coughing = seriously ill
Find a parking spot right in front of their building.
Guessing the passwords of other people correctly
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“Hello? (listens to the caller for one second)… what do you mean Tim got kidnapped by a drug cartel while he was shopping with his family in his trip to South America?”
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Always talking all clever and witty, without uhhh stuttering, or ummm…. pausing to think about what you’re going to say, or never forgetting what you were about to say, what else was I going to say? I forgot.
There are only two movies with realistic dialogue: Napoleon Dynamite and the Big Lebowski
One thing that drives me berserk in movies is when someone is driving and talking to their passenger. They refuse to keep their eyes on the road and insist on making prolonged eye contact with the person next to them. In the movies this often means a jump-scare car crash is about to happen.
I’d like to say that’s unrealistic but my mom used to drive that way all the time. I hated going anywhere with her.
No one using a computer ever uses a mouse. It’s just constant, frantic typing.
Being a young, aspiring artist/writer/actor living alone in a nice, spacious apartment in a prime area of a big city like New York or LA.
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When they knock on the door or ring the doorbell and someone opens it within 2 seconds
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Come over to a friend’s place, stay there for all of 30 seconds to talk about something plot-relevant, and then just leave right away.
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Be a struggling writer while living in a multi-million dollar mansion. That one always puzzles me.
Or, a family moves into an expensive house, but neither parent has a job lined up yet. Yeah, how’d that loan approval process go, you frauds? You can’t tell me they could all pay cash…
On the phone making plans: “ok, meet me at 5?” “sure.” And that’s the whole plan. Where are you meeting? Planning to meet someone in a public place never goes this smoothly
School buses honking and waiting for kids that are still in the house. If I wasn’t at the bus stop when the bus arrived, it would drive on by. It didn’t stop. It didn’t honk. It didn’t wait.
Every time anyone sneezes people assume they’re sick, like don’t they ever get random sneezes
Dreaming of kissing a beautiful woman, but actually you’re just being licked by a f****** animal
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Getting hit over the head and knocked out……..then just waking up later on and acting like they just have a small hangover.
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The amount of ultimatums in “romantic” movies is appalling. No real relationship can last if you’re at the point of an ultimatum, you’re just putting a dysfunctional relationship on life support for another week or two.
People don’t stop doing stupid s***, they just learn to hide it from you better.
End a call and hang up the phone without saying goodbye.
Typing keyboard furiously to hack in seconds
Wake up at 6am no matter what time of year and it is bright and sunny.
Go to bed wearing full make-up
Taking turns talking. Like in cop shows when one cop begins an explanation, then the next one picks up the story at a seamlessly convenient spot, then the third adds, “but…” and throws in some more.
No one in real life has ever talked like that.
In the show Workin’ Moms, there’s an office meeting where people sit down, do the jokes and plot points, and then adjourn the meeting.
At no point do they talk about anything related to work. What was the meeting for?
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putting baby in a playpen when your friend visits and said baby doesn’t scream.
When they are playing video games and just turn off the tv. Lol
Soldiers running towards the enemy instead of hanging back and setting up suppressing fire